Hippie babysitters, Batman, Catwoman, and stretched out coke bottles. A love story.

I had a babysitter when I was a kid.

She was kind of a hippie type girl,

that really pissed me off to be honest.

However,

she had nice boobs,

long brown hair,

and a really sweet ass,

so I was able to get past the hippie thing.

She used to heat up coke bottles,

and stretch them out into

weird shapes.

I used to dream of being Batman,

and she was Cat Woman,

so I was doing her.

Which really explains everything to me.

[Via http://damnthebus.wordpress.com]

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