Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Today's EX GF

Hot blonde

      

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Candi Dreamz - Candii land

Seriously one of the hottest black girls Ive seen. Totally fuckin sexy with the body net.

Today RoundAndBrown brings you Candii. She came by to visit the lucky Voodoo. And let me tell you, this chick was fucking amazing. She had the body of a stallion and she loved showing what she had in store for us. She rocked the sexy fishnets and that shit almost broke with her enormous ass. Voodoo had her shaking that shit like if she was in a music video! Poppin n Lockin crazy making her work that ass. After showing what she had it was time for some action. Little by little Voodoo worked his magic and slowly undressed Candii and see if she really tasted like her name. Let me tell you, he was very very pleased

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Gallery of the Day

Remember to check back daily at MotherLOADED for the Gallery of the Day section.

Bunch of galleries added today, some including a gallery of Bailey Brooks, Barbie Love, Dylan Ryder, 18 year old cam girl and a Latina playing with her vibrator.

Just so you don’t feel cheated in coming here I’ll give you some stuff down below.

Enjoy! :)

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Pussy fingering 101

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Vampire Sex Diaries

A research biologist, Brad Brown (Cheyne Collins) and his sexy, innocent girlfriend Amber (Ally Kay) stumble upon a long-forgotten town infested by carnal vampires who’ve long ago replaced their cravings for blood with an insatiable lust for sex. Lead by the stunning Mistress of the Brood, Vanessa (Tabitha Stevens), the vampires are forced to bleed the young couple of all their sexual fluids after one of the brood, Dean (Jay Lassiter) is overwhelmed by the sexual scent of Amber, taking her and her body while on a “bat” scouting adventure. To complicate matters the Master of all Vampires, Gyrous (Mr Stevens) who has an eternal lust for Vanessa threatens to begin feeding on humans when he learns Vanessa has fallen for Brad. Brad and Amber’s fates become entwined in a dithyramb of sex, orgiastic pleasures and passions as the secrets of the Vampire Sex Diaries are exposed… in a forgotton place… far, far away. An eternity of insatiable sexual hunger. They’ll drain your sexual fluids and come back for more… for all eternity!

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Letter To The Founding Church Of Scientology In Regards To The Sale Of Tom Cruise's Ass Sweat

Founding Church of Scientology, Washington D.C.
1424 16th St. NW
Washington, DC 20036
United States
202-797-9826 
Edaurdo Jones
XX XXXXXX XX
Andover, Ma. 01810

To Whom it may concern; I am writing this letter to tell you of my new idea to get you more fellowship, publicity, and cash flow. After all that’s what Scientology is all about correct. It’s a simple plan really, First you’d need to put your spokesman Tom Cruise in a special suit I’ve developed just for this purpose. Once we have Mr. Cruise in the suit we can begin putting him through a vigorous exercise routine. You may be asking yourself by now what does putting Tom Cruise in a special suit have anything to do with publicity or making us cash. Well my special suit is designed to collect and filter Tom’s ass sweat. Phase two of my plan involves bottling Tom’s ass sweat. Why bottle Tom’s ass sweat you ask. Well if you are un aware of the ED Hardy crowd, they are Pop Culture addled morons who will buy, consume, or wear anything just because some celebrity endorses it. So I say Tom is constantly training to get in shape for his next blockbuster movie, all that sweat is going to waste. Someone should be making a buck off it. Think about it, Tom is on strict diet etc, during the process of getting in shape for a role. Some of those nutrients and things must come out in his sweat, and what could be more all natural and drug free than Tom Cruises ass sweat. We all know the Church Of Scientology does not agree with any kind of chemicals etc. We coul say it’s the newest miracle health elixir! Once we get Tom’s ass sweat bottled in a lovely rhinestone encrusted bottle these mindless zombies will be buying it up by the case full. I am willing to only take a 15% share on this venture. I am anxiously awaiting your reply. Sincerely, Edaurdo Jones

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Spencer Pratt Bites his tongue....

… literally. Had to go get stitches and all. What a dumb ass, I’ve bitten my own tongue pretty hard before when I was TWO!! Come on dude really?

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

my burger had a really good time in its box : @

Hola Friends,  ( hola is hi for spanish, just in case you didn’t know :P lol)

Hopefully everyone enjoyed their weekend didn’t party too hard, or did something really really stupid like rob a bank in their bikini underwear :@!    I had a pretty nice weekend, nothing to crazy or overly fancy.  Dave and I took it easy since he’ll be out of state for a few days due to work, so I’ll be flying solo booooo, which I don’t mind. We thought it would be a silly idea to go to Mcd’s for dinner on Saturday, We were throwing out some ideas for .Project NO MORE WHITE WALLS! ( u have to shout it out)  as we sat down to enjoy the fatty goodness of our burgers I noticed something about my burger… I even took a picture of it.

Why does my burger look like it just ” came’  ( if you catch my drift) lol  Seriously look!!! lmao

 

oh boy , lol the burger was still pretty tasty I would have to say :D    Back to project NO MORE WHITE WALLS!  I’m subscribed on youtube to threadbanger’s Decor it yourself, their small shows that show you pretty cool apartment friendly projects.  I had seen a certain episode and I thought it was the cooooooooooooooooolest idea ever. I may do during this week just as an experiment to try.

 

 

I just need to find a really great quote and I should be good as gold, I’ll take pictures and post my progress sharing the results. I’m still looking for cheap frames,i was able to find some pretty decent frames at low prices  at my local discount store. 

Sunday wasn’t that much exciting, however we did go into Manhattan( Avenue of the Americas) for some burritos

Now I hate going to Chipotle like i really hate going into that place, because I feel it to be very manufactured and cold, plus every person who does in there thinks its authentic Mexican food, like Taco Bell  however, as much i hate the place I’m do like their stupid burritos lol.  It’s the closest thing I’ll ever get to home food so i guess I’ll shut my yapper and deal with it lol, the people who work there are always super and extremely helpful .. no complaints there.  :X

While dave and i were sitting on the stalls eating looking out the window two semi exciting events occurred.  The first event has to deal with my 2nd ongoing project which is CRAZY FROM COAST TO COAST! ( you don’t  have to shout it out, i just like shouting)

1.  A crazy man decided to stop in front of the window and proceeded to zip and un zipped his pants zipper repeatedly while cursing at people who passed by holding a cigarette!

2. A semi famous T.V  actress passed by the window walking her dog and her friend … guess which actress it is??????????????????????

Does anybody remember the T.V show  3rd rock from the Sun

yeah her well I must say make up nice clothes and a shower really does wonders for people, because when I saw her she looked like a hot mess, essshhhh, its funny how on t.v, movies, magazines everyone looks really great but in person sheesh not so pretty. hmmmmmm

 

 

 

 

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