Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Today's EX GF

Hot blonde

      

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Candi Dreamz - Candii land

Seriously one of the hottest black girls Ive seen. Totally fuckin sexy with the body net.

Today RoundAndBrown brings you Candii. She came by to visit the lucky Voodoo. And let me tell you, this chick was fucking amazing. She had the body of a stallion and she loved showing what she had in store for us. She rocked the sexy fishnets and that shit almost broke with her enormous ass. Voodoo had her shaking that shit like if she was in a music video! Poppin n Lockin crazy making her work that ass. After showing what she had it was time for some action. Little by little Voodoo worked his magic and slowly undressed Candii and see if she really tasted like her name. Let me tell you, he was very very pleased

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Gallery of the Day

Remember to check back daily at MotherLOADED for the Gallery of the Day section.

Bunch of galleries added today, some including a gallery of Bailey Brooks, Barbie Love, Dylan Ryder, 18 year old cam girl and a Latina playing with her vibrator.

Just so you don’t feel cheated in coming here I’ll give you some stuff down below.

Enjoy! :)

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Pussy fingering 101

Bet you never thought there were so many ways to finger a pussy.  My Michael has become an expert at finger fucking me.  With your guidance you too can add these fun finger moves to your sexual repertoire.

When performing the following, make sure that your fingers are well lubricated. There is nothing more uncomfortable (and painful) than a dry finger roughly rubbed across a woman’s clitoris or pushed inside. In most cases, proper foreplay stimulating a woman’s erogenous zones will usually avoid the problem of dryness. Nevertheless, it never hurts to keep a “tube of lube” sitting nearby.

Most women masturbate by rubbing a finger or two over their clitoris, sometimes “through” the skin of their inner or outer lips, in a circular or back-and-forth motion.

Labial Massage

Place a well lubricated hand over her labia, fingers pointing towards her anus. Pull up toward the navel and alternate hands. Explore the inner and outer lips with your fingers. Pull gently on one lip and then the other. Rub the outer lips gently between your forefinger and thumb, then the inner lips.

A-One and A-Two and a-Three

Try inserting your first two fingers into her vagina, then arch your thumb back ‘hitch-hiker’ style and thrust in until your thumb rests against her clitoris. Now wriggle, twist, thrust, and vibrate your hand to drive her wild.

Close But No Cigar

If your partner has a particular spot that they like to have licked or caressed, try doing so very close to but not quite on that spot. This trick will make them take longer to reach their orgasm, but they will likely have a much stronger, more powerful orgasm when they finally do.

Push Here to Start

Gently insert one finger deeply into her vagina and, when she’s ready, insert a second. Then take your thumb and place it against her anus (Don’t insert it). Press against her anus while you move your fingers inside her vagina.

Tap Dancing

Place the palm of your hand on her mons (the mound where her pubic hair is), and rest your fingers lightly on her vaginal lips. Rest your thumb on her thigh. Lightly but firmly press your palm onto her mons and begin to move your hand in a tiny circular motion. Your palm should not slide too much over her skin during this process. Rather, her skin should move underneath it. Repeat this process until you have done ten circles. You then raise your fingers and lightly tap her vaginal lips about once a second until you have given her ten taps. After giving the taps, rest your hand for five to ten seconds. Then repeat the whole routine over and over.

Cervix Clock

A woman’s cervix can usually be found in the upper rear part of her vagina. The cervix feels like a little dome of tissue, and may also have a small cleft in the middle, like your chin. Carefully stimulate the area surrounding the cervix. Some women may enjoy this and want you to do it more often; others won’t.

From the Outside

Lay your free hand over the lower part of your partner’s abdomen. Experiment by applying different kinds of pressure with the top hand while fingers from your other hand are inside her vagina.

Imitations

An excellent way to learn more about pleasing your partner is to rest your fingers over hers while she is masturbating herself. Then do the reverse, with her fingers acting as guides for your own.

Off the Edge

Another form of genital massage can be done by holding a lubricated vaginal lip between your thumb and forefinger. While squeezing just a little, pull your fingers straight away from the woman’s body. Your fingers will end up in the air an inch or two above her body. If she likes this, repeat it often.

Tracing

After applying lubrication, it might be nice to begin with one of the large outer lips. Place the lip between your thumb and forefinger, clasping it at the base where it attaches to the main part of the woman’s body. Then run your fingers (or fingertip) from the lower to upper part of the lip, as though you were tracing one side of a parenthesis. Repeat this as long as your partner’s feedback is positive.

Four Directions

With two fingers press firmly up/side/down/side in her vagina, eight times each side.

Gentle Touch and Tickle

Tickle the clitoris extremely lightly.

Healing Thrust

Some women might need and want good, hard, deep, vigorous thrusting penetration. Be sure to keep her relaxed – don’t let her get tensed.

Pinch and Pull

Gently pinch and pull on the clitoris.

Rock Around the Clit

With your forefinger make tiny circles, stopping at every ‘hour’.

Temple Gate Tease

With one finger, tickle her vaginal opening as lightly as possible.

Tour de France

Orbit your forefinger around between her inner and outer labia from perineum to above her clitoris.

Triple Digit Pet

Use your three longest fingers, with your middle finger gliding along the outside of her vaginal opening and your other two fingers running along the area where her thigh meets her labia.

Have fun and be nice to that kitty.  Teach your man all the ways to make you feel good with fingers, tongue, and dick.

Love Cara

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Vampire Sex Diaries

A research biologist, Brad Brown (Cheyne Collins) and his sexy, innocent girlfriend Amber (Ally Kay) stumble upon a long-forgotten town infested by carnal vampires who’ve long ago replaced their cravings for blood with an insatiable lust for sex. Lead by the stunning Mistress of the Brood, Vanessa (Tabitha Stevens), the vampires are forced to bleed the young couple of all their sexual fluids after one of the brood, Dean (Jay Lassiter) is overwhelmed by the sexual scent of Amber, taking her and her body while on a “bat” scouting adventure. To complicate matters the Master of all Vampires, Gyrous (Mr Stevens) who has an eternal lust for Vanessa threatens to begin feeding on humans when he learns Vanessa has fallen for Brad. Brad and Amber’s fates become entwined in a dithyramb of sex, orgiastic pleasures and passions as the secrets of the Vampire Sex Diaries are exposed… in a forgotton place… far, far away. An eternity of insatiable sexual hunger. They’ll drain your sexual fluids and come back for more… for all eternity!

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Letter To The Founding Church Of Scientology In Regards To The Sale Of Tom Cruise's Ass Sweat

Founding Church of Scientology, Washington D.C.
1424 16th St. NW
Washington, DC 20036
United States
202-797-9826 
Edaurdo Jones
XX XXXXXX XX
Andover, Ma. 01810

To Whom it may concern; I am writing this letter to tell you of my new idea to get you more fellowship, publicity, and cash flow. After all that’s what Scientology is all about correct. It’s a simple plan really, First you’d need to put your spokesman Tom Cruise in a special suit I’ve developed just for this purpose. Once we have Mr. Cruise in the suit we can begin putting him through a vigorous exercise routine. You may be asking yourself by now what does putting Tom Cruise in a special suit have anything to do with publicity or making us cash. Well my special suit is designed to collect and filter Tom’s ass sweat. Phase two of my plan involves bottling Tom’s ass sweat. Why bottle Tom’s ass sweat you ask. Well if you are un aware of the ED Hardy crowd, they are Pop Culture addled morons who will buy, consume, or wear anything just because some celebrity endorses it. So I say Tom is constantly training to get in shape for his next blockbuster movie, all that sweat is going to waste. Someone should be making a buck off it. Think about it, Tom is on strict diet etc, during the process of getting in shape for a role. Some of those nutrients and things must come out in his sweat, and what could be more all natural and drug free than Tom Cruises ass sweat. We all know the Church Of Scientology does not agree with any kind of chemicals etc. We coul say it’s the newest miracle health elixir! Once we get Tom’s ass sweat bottled in a lovely rhinestone encrusted bottle these mindless zombies will be buying it up by the case full. I am willing to only take a 15% share on this venture. I am anxiously awaiting your reply. Sincerely, Edaurdo Jones

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Spencer Pratt Bites his tongue....

… literally. Had to go get stitches and all. What a dumb ass, I’ve bitten my own tongue pretty hard before when I was TWO!! Come on dude really?

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